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Santa went 2 see a girl 4 wedding.
Their families decided 2 leave them fr some talk.
After sum time santa asks: 'pehn ji, tussi kinne pehn paraa ho?'
Girl: 'Vaisay tay 4 si, par hun 5 ho gaye aan.'
in Santa Banta Jokes (200 Characters)

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Santa goes 2 buy a underwear. On choosing 1 he asks: How much 4 this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Ary bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear ni chahiye.
in Santa Banta Jokes (149 Characters)

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Santa found ans of da most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes 1st the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehly do gy, vo aye ga!
in Santa Banta Jokes (141 Characters)

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Banta's Son: I dreamed last nite dat u gave me 1000rs 4 Baysaaki.
Banta : Well, as u have been a good boy lately, you may keep it along wid u.
in Santa Banta Jokes (143 Characters)

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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
in Santa Banta Jokes (153 Characters)

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ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.
in Santa Banta Jokes (460 Characters)

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
in Santa Banta Jokes (153 Characters)

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Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Jeeto: Acha phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha
in Santa Banta Jokes (211 Characters)

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Santa: Oye, tera vyah ho gaya
Banta: Haan
Santa: Kudi naal.
Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya
Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si.
in Santa Banta Jokes (145 Characters)

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Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai.
in Santa Banta Jokes (158 Characters)

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Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.
Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu
in Santa Banta Jokes (74 Characters)

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Santa bar vich ro reha si. Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho
Santa: Hor ki karan Main jis kudi da naa bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha.
in Santa Banta Jokes (150 Characters)

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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
in Santa Banta Jokes (162 Characters)

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Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti
Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.
in Santa Banta Jokes (134 Characters)

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Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain
in Santa Banta Jokes (136 Characters)

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
in Santa Banta Jokes (137 Characters)

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Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.
in Santa Banta Jokes (138 Characters)

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Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.
Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven
Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.
in Santa Banta Jokes (137 Characters)

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Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.
in Santa Banta Jokes (148 Characters)

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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si ...!
in Santa Banta Jokes (116 Characters)

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