Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ? HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked YALE Guy: It is......
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Banta and Santa tired of mobile,
decide 2 use piegon. One day piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls SAnta!
Santa says 'Khote this was missed calls.'
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yr! ...plz dont dsturb me more. leave me alone. lst nyt i didnt sleep, thinking of u. so dnt play wid my lyf..!
santa said 2 mosquito.
:) :)
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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, 'you are pregnant'.
Angry santa shouts at wife, 'Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de'.
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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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Nature Calls
Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little ba..
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Passionate Kisses
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decide..
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Santa`s Dream
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was ..
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Thai Restaurant
Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the me..
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Outhouse Hole
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, were living in a farm up in the hills. One day, Santa found that the hole..
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Cross-Eyed Bull
Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the ..
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Santa went out to buy a Country flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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