In bio practical Examiner Tell me the (181 Characters)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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Interviewer Congrats you are selected (149 Characters)
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'll Join next month.
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Police Instead of hospital why did u (186 Characters)
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower (171 Characters)
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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Sardar told his servant Go and water (125 Characters)
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
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Teacher I killed a person convert this (120 Characters)
Teacher: 'I killed a person'
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is 'You will go to jail'
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Teacher What happen on 1869 Sardar I (170 Characters)
Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don't know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
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Two Sardar stopped suddenly 1st Sardar (112 Characters)
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
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Santa Tells His Dad PApaji Theres A (156 Characters)
Santa Tells His Dad .. PApaji Theres A Boy In School Who Keeps Calling ME Gay ..
Dad... Then Punch Him ..
Santa .. Noooooo Papa .. HE IS Soooooo Cute
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NURSE kept SARDARS FINGER in HER MOUTH (138 Characters)
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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Sardar after interview everything went (131 Characters)
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
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Sardar and Pathan going somewhere (143 Characters)
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let's take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
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Sardar As A Director You Have To Jump (157 Characters)
Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don't Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don't Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)
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Sardar bought a new mobile He sent a (158 Characters)
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
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Sardar complained to the police Sir (169 Characters)
Sardar complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news?'
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Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay (146 Characters)
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
'Bombay ?.Bombay'
Airhostess said: 'B silent.'
Sardar: 'Ok? Ombay? Ombay'
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Sardar proposed a girl Girl said am 1 (117 Characters)
Sardar proposed a girl??
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u??.
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS Me sick (167 Characters)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
'Me sick, no work'
Boss SMS back:
'When I am sick I kiss my wife try it'
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
'Me ok, ur wife very sweet'
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from (179 Characters)
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Sardar was writing something very (155 Characters)
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
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