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Sardar Went 2Temple,Seein D People Puttin Coins In2d BoxSardar Said,'Wah!!Its Amazin..People Talkin 2GOD ThroCoin Phone Without Reciever!
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Sardar's poetry for her lover.'aam hai k aam ka achar haikuch b hai to mera pyar haiaur mereee is request pe zara ghaur karnakyunk propose kar raha tumhein sardar hai.
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Police-Tumhara dost kese maraSardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere petme chuhe kud rahe he 'to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
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Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur CarBanta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid'T'S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
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Santa Driving On D WrongSide Of One Way Road,&He Became Upset & Said,==> Shit,I Think I Am Late ToThe Function, All R Coming Back
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Santa Drivs In To 1-Way &Cros NO ENTRY BoardPolice: No ENTRY KaBoard Nai Dekha ?Santa: Mujhe Laga FilmKa Poster Hai..
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Texi Wala : Sir SorryMai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya ThaAb Kitna Bhada Lu?Santa : Oyye PrajiKoi Gal NhiMei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!
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Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow?Sardar:O yah yah ji y not.My phone rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)
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Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?TT-9 BajeSanta-Local?TT-1 BajeSanta-Malgadi?TT-12 BajeTT-Jana Kahan Hai?Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai...
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Santa: Do You Know English?Banta: YesSanta: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?Banta: So Simple Yar.Naag Do Not Punch Me
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1st Sardar to other,Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?2nd Sardar, 'Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye' Samjhey!
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a frog to Sardar! Sardar ka dimakh nai hota,sardar replied 'hota hai!frog: nai hota, nai hota nai hota nd jump in water.sardar said ' ley duss inwich khudashi karne di kal si:))
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MOTHER OF ALL PJ'S:Interviewer:How Many Seconds In 1 Year?Sardar:12 Seconds.Int:How Did U Say?Sardar:Ja-2nd,Feb-2nd,Mar-2nd, Aprl-2nd,May-2nd......!
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Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDARWe All Wonder What They RUp Above A Jura So HighLike An Antena In The SkyDimag Ka Portion Always DryAb Hans De Papu Dont B Shy
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Sardarji gets ready,wears tie coat,goes out climbs tree& sit on da branch dailyA man asks Y he does dis?Sardar said: I've been promoted as Branch Manager
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Sardar: Cigarette hy?Shopkeeper:We don't sell cigs.Next day,Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty.Next day,Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga!Next day,Srdr: Hathorra hy?SK: Nahi.Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?:-P
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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Beppo Singh: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.He shouted at art..'Oh My GOD what a worst picture'.Exhibitor:Excuse me , It's a mirror..
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Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.Banta: Ye Kya Hai?Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter HaiBanta: Magar Ye Toh Khali HaiSanta: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
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Murder Of English..!A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..!What Is Your RATE Madam.? :->
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