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What kind of detective is Banta?``Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.`
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SAntA ApnA nAyA mObile l3k3 pOst Office gAyA aUr bOla: Iska w3igHt kAr dO...!POstmAst3r : 85 gmsSantA :mUMBAI SMS bh3jn3 k3 liy3 kitn3 kA stAmp lAganA pAdegA??
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Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA( which happens always) n pilOt ne AnnOunce kiyA ' yAtri Apna ApnA luggaAge girA dein kyunki weigHt jAydA hO gAyA hAi fligHt kA...tO batao sArdAr ji nE kyA kiyA????????Ofcourse yaAr luggAge girA diyA..!jAn|X hAr sArdAr pAgAl thOdi nA hOtA hAi
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Pathan walkng at night.Samnay gober para tha..Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli daal kr taste kiya 0r bola0hh ye to goberhai..Shukar hai mera pair nahi para...>
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar.Sardar:Take this card.Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card.Sardar:So wht?U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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Sardar:'kal mere pita jikuve me gir gaye aurjor jor se chilanaJor se Chilanarehethe,2nd srd:'Ab kaise hai?'1sT srd:'ab kuve se koiawaz nahi ati hai,THIK HI HONGE.........;->
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3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls1st Boy : Tuu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer3rd Was SrdarSardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer . . . ;->
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Sardar Jii ailed In Mediacal Entrance ExamAs He Gave The Following Answers:* Antibody : Against Everyone* Artery : Study Of Paintings* Genes : Blue Denim* Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man* Labour Pain : Hurt At Work* Lirosuction : French Kiss* Microbs : Small Dressing Gowns* Cardialogy : Advance Study Of Playing Cards* Cat Scan : Searchin For Lost Kitty* Coma: Punctuation Mark* Bacteria : Back Door To A Cafe . . . ;->
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Phansi se pehleinspector ne sardar sepocha bata teri aakhrikhawahish kya hai?Sardar:Mera sir neecheor taangen oper kar kPhansi de do..........;->
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Sardar told his son:'o tu ghabra mat,tu to sher da puttarhai.'Beta:'papaji, Class teacherbhi yehi bolti hai k tu kisi jaanwar kihi aulad hai'............;->
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Teacher to sardar:Story sunao,Sardar:aik din hm un kghar gaye to wo ghar penhi thay aik din wo hamary ghar aye to humghar pe nhi thay,Moral:jesa karo ge,Wesa bharo ge.............;->
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kid to dad: dad can we go to mcdonalds?
dad: only if u can spell MCDONALDS
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hey dad, I think KFC is better!!! :DSee More

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I am is failing in english exam ?? this is UNPOSSIBLE !!!! :D
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Sardar was browsing Facebook. He saw his wife's status update: 'i'm about to suicide.. standing at the edge of the building.'
Guess what did Sardar do?
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HE POKED HER!!! :D :PSee More

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Brilliant answers given by sardar's students:

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!

......Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!

Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!

Q. What's the main reason for divorce..?
A. Marriage..!!!..:D
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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Chintoo: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Chintoo: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon..
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?90year old man: Doctor, My 18 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tell u a story. A hunter goes out in a hurry, grabs n umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG, the lion drops dead!
Old man: That is impossible, someone else must have shot the ...lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!!
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little Chintoo's Maths teacher writes a question on blackboard: 2a+b - (3a)? + ax - n?
And tells: 'Solve the problem'
Chintoo goes and rubs the board and says: 'Problem solved!'
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when Chintoo and Mintoo were walking, Mintoo said, 'Oh yaar, see that dead bird!'. Chintoo looks at the sky and says 'WHERE WHERE!'!!! :D
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QUESTION: 'If U Are Married To one Of The Twin Sisters, How U Recognize Ur WIFE.?'

The Best Answer by Sardar- 'Why Should I'.?
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