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Sardar Created a Facebook account,..
then he came to knw that he has to write something on his wall..
so after thinking a lot,he wrote:
'YAHAN PESHAAB KARNA MANA HAI....'
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Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Sardar :'Yeh kya , Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!'
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sardar to doctor: puray jism may kahin bhi ungli lagathaa hun to bahut dardh hota hai
Doctor ne full boday X-RAY likh diya..
X-ray report dekhi to...
UNGLI me fracture thaa
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Sardar was writing a letter very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.!!
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Sad news for Football Lovers - Paul, the octopus Died today - RIP
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KBC:
Q-who is d father of ABHISHEK bachan?
a)jitendra.. b)dharmendra.. c)raj kapur.. d)amitabh

sardar: i am taking Lifeline-- Phone a friend.
...Q.-kise call karoge?
sardar-jaya bachan ko...!!!See More

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Sardar found cigarettes in daughter's room.
'oh my God!!! she smokes..'
den found whisky, 'oh my God she drinks',
den he saw a boy there,'thank God ! Ye sab iska hai'.. :-P
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Police: Park me sise kyu baite ho?
Sardar: Hum dono shadi-shuda hai.

Police: To Ghar me baito....
Sardar: Iska Pati aur meri Biwi nahi Manegi. :-D ...
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A sardar and a doctor loved same girl...
Jealous sardar gives an apple to the girl daily..
WHY??
An apple a day keep doctor away!
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TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
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At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor: 'What's the problem?'
...Sardar: 'I'm 2400 kms away from home.'See More

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A lady asks Doctor Chintoo..: 'doctor, can i have childen after 35??'
Dr. Chintoo: 'oh... No need.. 35 children are enough..'
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Chintoo: Do you want to hear a long Joke??
Mintoo: Ok... tell me...
Chintoo: Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke......!!!
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Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?
Sardar: The wrong answer.
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Sardar on phone:- doctor,my wife is pregnant she is having pain right now..
Doctor:- is this her 1st baby??
Sardar:- No, this is her husband speaking...!!
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Sardar on aeroplane..
Aeroplane is about to reach Bombay...
Sardar jumps and says: 'Bombay..Bombay..!!'
Airhostess: 'Be silent..'
Sardar: 'Ombay..Ombay..!!'
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Mintoo to Chintoo: 'if u tell what is there in this box, i will give u all the laddoos in this box..'
Chintoo thinks for a while....
Chintoo: 'yes...!! got it ... Its jilebi..!!!'
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Chintoo is a policeman..
He sees a man smoking in public..
Chintoo: Pay Fine Rs. 50...
Man: take this Rs. 100 and give me change..
Chintoo: oh..!! No change.. Smoke one more...!!
.......Chintoo Rockzzz...!!See More

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Lets play a game... :)
Boys vs Girls
Girls >> 'Like' this post..
Boys >> Comment here...with ur number..
----more likes: girls wins ..
...----more comments : boys wins ..
...START..!!See More

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