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SARDAR KO BUSY KARNE KE 2 TARIKE :

1. EK GOL KAMRE ME LE JAKAR KAHO KONE ME BAITH JA.

2. EK PAPER KE DONO TARAF P.T.O. LIKH KAR DE DO.
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once a young sardarji went out to get a college form.
He took the form and ran to delhi.
He did this because it was written on the form -

PLEASE WRITE IN CAPITAL
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Mintoo: 'why is your wife sitting so silently??'
Chintoo: 'nothing dude.. she asked me lipstick.. i gave her fevistick.. thats all..!!'
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Sardar is in a train..
When the train stopped, a man asked: 'excuse me.. which is this station??'
Sardar looked out of the window and said: 'I think this is railway station..!!'
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IS THIS GOALKEEPER A SARDAR ...????
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WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS EID...
??? EID MUBARAK ? ? ?
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Aftr robbing the Bank, robber saw two clerk. One of them was a Sardar
Robber: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk(Sardar): Did u?
Sardar: No, But my wife saw u robbing..!!!
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Teacher: What is maths......???
Sardar: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!!
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Guyz .... Come on ... post some jokes which you have.. Invite your friends here.. Lets keep it active..
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A Sardar parks his car in wrong position.
The traffice police kept a note saying 'Parking Fine.'

He writes a note back and sticks it 2 pole 'Thanks for the complement!'
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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.
SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????

SARDAR:' NO DISC INSERTED'
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Sardar on an interview..
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...!!!
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Mintoo -?What is difference b/w
1. Girlfrend,
2. Lover,
3. Wife
4. EX Girlfrend?
...Chintoo -?Simple answer?
1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Lifetime
4. Coin BoxSee More

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Chintoo goes to a library &asks for a book 'Psyco'-The Rapist...
The Librarian searches for a while, comes back, slaps & said: Idiot, the book is called 'Psychotherapist'...!!!
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sardar thinks 'how poetic'
Sardar says, 'pass the custard you bastard'.
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Airtel Call centre...
Sardar: I want 2 know my phone bill..
call centre girl: Dial 123 to know ur current bill status..
Sardar: stupid..not current bill, my phone bill..
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Sardar Ji Playing Football
Sardar jis were playing foot ball with england they were tired of getting goals by england and england werent even letting them close to their goal finally one sadarji spoke y r they doing goals on us we should do our own goals..
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