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in A Cricket Ground:
Security Man To Sardar : 'Cricket Match Is Over And You Are Still Sitting, Why?'
Sardar: 'I Am Waiting For Highlights'.
in (140 Characters)

90
American to SARDAR!!
Hamaray country mn 90% shadian E-Mail se hoti hain.
Sardar: Kamal hy.....
Hamaray tu 1% b E-Mail se nhi hoti hn 100 ki 100% FEMALE se hoti hain!!
in (166 Characters)

90

Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta
in (156 Characters)

90

Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.
in (161 Characters)

90

{DJ Party}There was sardar's DJParty in a party-plot,DJ asked:'kab tak bajau?'Party plot owner replied:'12baje tak baja de,Uske baad to yeGenerator ki awaz pebhi nachenge!!!'...........;->
in (221 Characters)

90


Three guys, lost on a desert island.. They found a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes that he reach safe back home. and pooof!! he's gone..
The second guy wishes the same. poof!! he's gone..
The third guy was Chintoo. He says 'I?m lonely. I wish my friends were back here!!
in (332 Characters)

90



I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was li...stening to my iPod.See More

in (381 Characters)

90


Sardar once again filling an application.
At the bottom of the application it says: 'Sign Here'
he puts'Libra.'
in (118 Characters)

88.3
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
in (186 Characters)

86.7
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
in (138 Characters)

86.7
Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don't Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don't Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)
in (157 Characters)

86.7
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
in (155 Characters)

86.7
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
in (173 Characters)

86
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.
Driver ne aaina set kiya.
Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bola
Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH.
Taxi me CHALAUNGA
in (162 Characters)

85
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
in (169 Characters)

85
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria?
in (292 Characters)

85
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
'Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.'
in (146 Characters)

85
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
in (147 Characters)

85
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it?s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
in (150 Characters)

85
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
in (200 Characters)

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