Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar proposed a girl??
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u??.
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in [...]
sardars wife asks to sardar k hamari larki jawaan ho gae he koi 28
saal ka larka dhoondo
sardar says agar 28 saal ka na mila to 14, 14 de do le awan
Sardar Laughing Behind Pathan At ATM Centre
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Pathan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
U R Wrong. Its 3384 lolzz…
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York,
dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, 'I love you.
' She smiled and whispered back,'I love you too'. then he whispered,
'I love you three.'
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE
AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.
WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO
Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Sardar: Theek hai ji,
K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)
Banta Singh: 'Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: 'You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
How does a sardar dial a number 9844498444.?...think?
First he dials 98444 & then he presses 'REDIAL'. Wat an idea sir(dar) ji..!
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Teacher: 'I killed a person'
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is 'You will go to jail'
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
'Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?'
Sardar : 'Ya sure, from landline or mobile'.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked 'what you did till evening?'
Sardar :'Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright'
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies, 'Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai 'Wash Basin'.
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne usse flag diya.
Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.