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Shayari by Sardar: Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ;->
in (157 Characters)

73.8
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
in (67 Characters)

73
Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat-kaat ke kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
in (132 Characters)

71.7
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
in (121 Characters)

71.7
Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don't know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
in (170 Characters)

70
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister?.
in (108 Characters)

70
How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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Just knock the door.
in (85 Characters)

70
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY.
BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID'PRESS' AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.
in (155 Characters)

70
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai
mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai
kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna
in (141 Characters)

70
Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai. Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai. Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho 'KATH DENGE'
in (196 Characters)

70
inspector: jail me kase aye? sardar: media ki larki khari thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, inspector:Phir? Sardar: meiny press kr dia.
in (136 Characters)

70
ek sardar k 20 bachay they 1 din uski wife ne poocha: Mein kesi lag rahi hoon? Sardar: Roop tera mastana paas mere mat aana phool koi phir se na khil jaye...
in (157 Characters)

70
Sardar‘s Son asks his Father : What is the meaning of Sign “L“ on the car Screen ? Sardar said : Iss Da Matlab Hay keh Driver Nu Drivery da LUN V nai pata.
in (155 Characters)

70
Sardar 2 his Wife: My frend told me dat he has fuckd every woman in our buildng excpt one Wife:“It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional“!
in (153 Characters)

70
Sardar:Ooe murgi kitne ki hai? Dukandar:30 rupay ki. Sardar:Hain 30 rupay ki,itni susti keu? Dukandar:Ise AIDS hai. Sardar:De do.Khani hai bund thori marni hai
in (159 Characters)

70
Sardar with big tummy go for walk in lungi. One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka? He lift lungi & says naal ke saath 450 ka.
in (127 Characters)

70
Sardar used to fuck sardarni using milk as lubricant. Later she was rushed to hospital, when the Doctor came out of OT said, 'no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.'
in (158 Characters)

70
ek sardar raste par ja raha tha usne ek ladki ko dekha jeske t-shirt par lekha tha 'Handle with care'. Dusre din usne apne jeans ke age lek diya 'Candle With Hair
in (162 Characters)

70
Sardar:Mistriji, Bed pakka banana, Mere munde ko Bahu par chadna he.. Mistri:aisa bed banaunga ki chahe, sara maholla chhad jay kuch nahi hoga :p
in (145 Characters)

70
Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia...:D
in (146 Characters)

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