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Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE. 2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti. 1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu, mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi
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A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y??? Think think..! To see whether it will BOUNCE or NOT ;-> KEEP SM|L|NG
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EK SARDAR SHER.......................... Toh arz kiya hai............. Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye.... Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye...... Kuch tere jaise yaar huye.... Baki sab SARDAR huye......;->
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Sardar Jii Jailed In Mediacal Entrance Exam As He Gave The Following Answers: * Antibody : Against Everyone * Artery : Study Of Paintings * Genes : Blue Denim * Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man * Labour Pain : Hurt At Work * Lirosuction : French Kiss * Microbs : Small Dressing Gowns * Cardialogy : Advance Study Of Playing Cards * Cat Scan : Searchin For Lost Kitty * Coma: Punctuation Mark * Bacteria : Back Door To A Cafe....;->
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{DJ Party} There was sardar's DJ Party in a party-plot, DJ asked:'kab tak bajau?' Party plot owner replied: '12baje tak baja de, Uske baad to ye Generator ki awaz pe bhi nachenge!!!'...........;->
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Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!! Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha Daku Boara Khatarnak He Khali Hath Mat Jana Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata Hy ;->
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SARDAR:mujhy phone pay dhamkiyan mil rahi hain, POLLICE:Kon hai wo? SARDAR:PTCL walay hain, Boltay hain k biLL na diya yu 'Kaat Dain Gay'
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Sardar:ye shesha jo baich rhy ho,is ki kya garnty hy? Salesman:Agr ap isy 100 ft se nichy phainkain to 99.9ft tk nai toty ga. Sardar:chal fir pack kar day..-;>
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Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay 'BACHAO BACHAO' 2nd:Ab kaise hain? 1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!
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Sardar 2 other: Ager aik hathi soi k sorakh se guzr raha ho to usy rokny k lye kya kerna chahye? Other Sardar: uski dum pe girah laga do phans jae ga...:-)
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Ek Sardaar Pilot Se Head Phone Cheehn Raha Hota Hai.. Pilot : Yeh Kia karahay Ho ? Sardar :Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs ) Tu Akelay Sun Raha hai . . . ;->
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Sardar Went To Cinema Wid His Dogs 2 watch The Movie 'SHOLAY' When VEERU Says: Basanti In Kutto K Saamne Mat Naachna Sardar Says: Q Nhi Naachna Mene In Kutto Ki Ticket Bhi Li Hy . . . ;->
in (187 Characters)

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Taxi Driver : 'Papajee!petrol khatam ho gaya hai.Gaddi aage nahi jaa sakti'' Sardarji: 'KOI BAAT NAHI piche LELO vapas ghar chalenge
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Sardar's Frnd: Oye Tera Ek Dant Neela Q Ho Gaya. . . ? Sardar: Yaar Nene Ink Lagai Hai. . . Man: Kyon. . . ? Sardar: Kyon K Aaj Kal 'BLUE TOOTH' Ka Zamana Hai. . . . ;->
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Sardar To Docter: 'Main Chota SuSu Subah 6 Baje Karta Hon Aur Bara 7 Baje' Docter:'Tou Is Me Problem Kia Hai. . . '? Sardar :'OO Jii Meri Aankh 8 Baje Khulti HaI'. . . ;->
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Sardar's wife: kurri bari ho gae hai, koe acha larka dhondo, 30 saal age ho jis ki.... Sardar replied: agar 30 saal ka na milay to 15 15 k 2 le awaan? ;->
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A Sardar G was walking with his sister.. 'and' someone told him that sardar g twadi behan bohat sohni hai.. Sardar G said: Aho Par Saade Kis Kam Di...
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Sardar:Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din n dekhna padta. judge:Kya kehti thi ma? Sardar:Jab bat hi nahi suni to kese batau
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Sardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal pheka Friend:Tune Gana roka nahi Sardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa
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Hotel mein khana khake Sardar hath ke badle basin dhone laga... Waiter ne pucha, 'Kya kar rahe ho?' Sardar bola, 'Diktha nahi kya, likha hai Wash Basin'... ;->
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