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While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him. But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window. A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars. The sardar simply said ... 'I am on my way to see a distant relative.'
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A man jumped into sea and never came out, 2nd man jumped into sea the day after & he also never come out. Sardar was watching diz whole scene frm a distance. He concluded a result frm hi observation 'Human Being Is Soluble In Water' ;->
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Man sees Sardar-G standing in d midle of a huge feild of grass & notices, He is jst standing dere,doing nothing, luking @ nothing Man asks: Sardar-G wh8 r U doing ? Sardar-G: Em trying 2 win a noble prize Man: How? Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their feild.. ;->
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Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop..... =P ;->
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Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
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Placing His Hand On Her Thigh, Sardar Whisperd: 'I Love You' With A Deep Sigh, She Said 'Hmm A Little Higher' 'I Love You' He Shouted ... ;->
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MOTHER OF ALL PJ'S: Interviewer:How Many Seconds In 1 Year? Sardar:12 Seconds. Int:How Did U Say? Sardar:Ja-2nd,Feb-2nd,Mar-2nd, Aprl-2nd,May-2nd......!
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Q2) How did the sardar kill the bird????? Ans) He threw it off the cliff...!
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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. ' Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.' 'How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are Sikh?' ' Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.'
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Teacher to Sardar:What is the formula of water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you talking about? Sardar: Last time you told me that formula of water is H2O
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar. Sardar:Take this card. Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card. Sardar:So wht? U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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Sardar&his wife buy Coffee in a shop, Sardar says, Drink quicly Wife asks why, Sardar says Hot Coffee Rs5 and Cold Coffee Rs10..............;->
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don‘t know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card“ ;->
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Sardars are not Fools Take dis great example : Teacher :Wht do u cal a person who cant hear? Sardar:U cn cal him anything,bcoz he cant hear
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Teacher: Give english translation of, 'Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain'.. Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..
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Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . . Askd Salesman : Do U Have Colour Tv? Salesman: Yes Sure . . . Sardar G : Oki. . . Give Me Green One Please . . . ;->
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What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus? Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......
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Doctor : You should take 10 glasses of water every day. somu : It is impossible. D : y Sardar : I have only 4 glasses at home....
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Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of ! them was crying like anything. So the other asked,'Why are you crying?' The first one replied, 'I came here for blood test' Second one asked,' So? Are you afraid?' First one replied,'No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger' Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, 'Why are you crying?' The other replied, 'I have come....
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Sardarji is buying a TV. 'Do you have colour TVs?' 'Sure.' 'Give me a green one, please.'
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