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IN LONDON'S DEPARTMENTAL STORE, A WOMEN:ASKED TO SARDAR JEE.LIPTON DI CHAH HAI? SARDAR GEE: MENU TE NAI HAI. TENU HAI TE LIPAT JAA....... (-_-)
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Girl 2 Sardar: Will u marry me? Sardar: Nahi, humare han shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai......... Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Ki Hai. ;->
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Sardar G 2 His Friend: Meri biwi mujhe chor ke chali gayi. Friend: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga....!! Sardar G: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha...... ;->
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks 'kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?' (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies 'Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun' (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)..
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Sardar station chalo ge? Rikshe wala'g sahab'sardar' kitne paise lo ge'rikshe wala' 50rupe'sardar' 20main jana' rikshe wala'20rupe main kaun le k jata hai sahab 'sardar'beith peche main le jaon...
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Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai...
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Sardar 2 his son:Beta tu shair da putar ha aur woh shair mai hon. Son: Papa teacher bi mujhe ye kehti ha k tum kisi insan k nhi zaror kisi janwar k bache ho.
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saRdar to his son: beta dara mat ker tu sher ka da puttar hy.. son: han ammi ny bataya tha .. saRdar: kia bataya ammi nay.? son: yahi k tu kissi janwar ka puttar hy..
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interviewer:ap kisi lerki main sab sy pehly kya dekhtay hain. sardar:o..ji..depend kerta hy k wo aa rahi hy ya jaa rahi hy.
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Frog to Sardar:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai srdar:hai frog:nahi hai sardar:hai frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well sardar:ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi
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Sardar breaks an egg 2make an mletHe finds the egg emptyGets frustrated and says'ullo ki pathi,aj kal ki murghian bhi abortion karati hain'
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Interviewer: Tell me opposite of gööd. sardar: Bad. intvwr: Come. srdr: Go. intvwr: Ugly. Srdr: Pichli. intvwr: Shutup! Srdr: Keep talking. intvwr: Get out! Srdr: Come in. intvwr: Oh God! Srdr: Oh devil. intvwr: U r rejected! Srdr: I m selected. BALLE BALLE
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Sardar: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tor deya gaya . pas khara ek admi bola sardar ji dant tu 32 hote hain sardar:menu pta si tu vich bole ga tere wi mila k dase ne...
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A gal in a hotel wanted to go to toilet she asked a sarda sardar G soosu karnay ki jaga dikhao sradar replied u naughty gal pahly tum dikhao...
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aik dafa aik sardar ne doosra sardar ke kaan main kuch kaha aur wo mar gia. everybody wondered wt he said. one asked him and he said bhishkoom.....
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Exam main Question tha challenge kise kehte hain 1 sardar ne poora Page blank chor kar last main likh dya Apne Baap Ki Aulad Hai to Pass Kar Kay Dikha:
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a person said to a sardar: Aik surely tea ka cup dena sardar reply to person: yahan gay ka dhodh ata ha MADONA ka nahin...
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Ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
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Ek chota sardar apni pragnant mummy se pochta hain k is mein kiya hain,, mummy bolti hain,is mein pyara baby hain,sardar,piyara thaa tu ap khaaa kyun gaey,..
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