Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia...:D
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Raat ko andhere mein Sardar: ye condom itna sakht aur chota q hai. Wife: O bina dimagh k janwar ye bachche k dudh pine ka nipple hai.
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A sardar was fucking a HEN Hen : puk.. puk...puk..puk...puk... pukaak... puk.. puk...puk..puk...puk... pukaaak
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Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said 'JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI'
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Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
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Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station. Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho?? Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha Bara Maza Aya Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
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Dirtiest Message Of All Tym ..... Sardar g In a Plane Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a Vomit Bag, Air Hostess Gives Him The Bag After Few Minutes When She Comes Back Evry1 Was Vomiting Except Sardar g She Was Surprisd & Askd 'Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?' Sardar g: 'Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... '
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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha 'Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar' Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!
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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother.)
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Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
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Sardar's poetry for her lover. 'aam hai k aam ka achar hai kuch b hai to mera pyar hai aur mereee is request pe zara ghaur karna kyunk propose kar raha tumhein sardar hai.
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Sardar Manmohan Singh's Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song. 3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.
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Interviewer: Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow? Sardar: O yah yah ji y not. My phone rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)
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Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He..
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Sardar:Meri ßevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya ßataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma ßoli CHOWKIDAR..
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Once Sardar Stood First In The Class n Teacher Asked 'Parh Likh Ker Kia Ban'na Chahte Ho ...?' Sardar : UmzZz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'LADY-DOCTOR' ;->
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Sardar 1: Yaar Kende Ne Zindagi 4 Dinaa Di Ey ... Sardar 2: Aaho ! Sardar : Te Feer Test Match Kyun 5 Dina Da Honda Ey ... ? ;->
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1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae? 2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae ;->
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