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Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater ...For the mussels need to be able to open.
in Sex SMS (104 Characters)

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CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.
in Sex SMS (85 Characters)

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Are these your eyes I found them between my brests!
in Sex SMS (53 Characters)

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Are mice giving you trouble No Than you must have a good pussy!
in Sex SMS (66 Characters)

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American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand
in Sex SMS (150 Characters)

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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
in Sex SMS (176 Characters)

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A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
in Sex SMS (155 Characters)

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A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !
in Sex SMS (52 Characters)

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I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
in Sex SMS (74 Characters)

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I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
in Sex SMS (71 Characters)

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Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
in Sex SMS (148 Characters)

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How does a vagina look before sex Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise
in Sex SMS (113 Characters)

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Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed in your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!!
in Sex SMS (153 Characters)

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Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
in Sex SMS (131 Characters)

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Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.
in Sex SMS (44 Characters)

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Do you want to have sex with me For $50! Please please please....I really need the money!
in Sex SMS (91 Characters)

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Do you know why smurfs always laugh Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
in Sex SMS (90 Characters)

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Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.
in Sex SMS (38 Characters)

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Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
in Sex SMS (63 Characters)

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If you want a little brother,
kill your dad and fuck your mother.
in Sex SMS (68 Characters)

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