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Johny JohnyYes PapaF~ckin Girls?Yes PapaWearing condomNo PapaGetting AIDS HA HA HASend to all careless f~ckers.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (111 Characters)

Arz kiya hai.....................ankhon mein vahi jaam liye...Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!
in Sexy Shayari SMS (141 Characters)

Na jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (129 Characters)

Ladka: Matak Matak k chalti ho, Kya maar dalogi, Hamein nahi dogi to kya anchar dalogi.Ladki: Matak matak k chalti hoon, chal hi meri aisi hai, jake apni maa ki le-le uski bhi meri jaisi hai.Ladke ko gussa aata hai sali do take ki londi aisa kah rahi hai.. Ladka: 100 rupye kamata hoon or 150 rupe udata hoon, teri jaisi ko apne lu#d pe bithata hoon.Ladki kehti hai ohhh ho bada aaya bithane wala..Ladki: 100 rupye kamta hai or 150 rupye udata hai, 50 rupye kya apni Ga#d maraa k lata hai.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (490 Characters)

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (151 Characters)

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai, Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (102 Characters)

Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane ko?ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?milta hai sirf hilane ko.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (129 Characters)

Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,aur wo itni bewfa nikli, ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (98 Characters)

Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (162 Characters)

Kya aap SX karte hai,Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,HATH chale to AIDS tale.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (133 Characters)

neem ka patta kadwa hai, pakistan bhadwa hai.bhago bhago aaya bhut, pakistan ki maa ki ch0ot,pakistan ki kya pehchan....khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....
in Sexy Shayari SMS (149 Characters)

Subah-Subah jab khirki kholay,fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kelay,kum paray to mera lelay.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (98 Characters)

Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek palang par dono nange,Ladki ko lagi thund,Ladke ne nikala lu#d,Ladki ne taange kholi,Advance main Happy Holi.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (138 Characters)

raat ti tanhaaye me.. haat underwear ki gehariyee me..kuch mehsoos sa hota hai..mat sataao usko zalimkyunki.. pappu bhi sota hai.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (129 Characters)

Arz kiya hai.....tir kya chalati ho, dhar to talwar me hai,duppate se kya chupati ho, maal to salwar me hai..
in Sexy Shayari SMS (109 Characters)

Palat kar dekh janeman, jigar me dum hum bhi rakte hai.bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho to, chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (124 Characters)

Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai,tameez bhi 1st Class hai...Bus uperwale ne galti se Lu#d laga diya...warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai
in Sexy Shayari SMS (139 Characters)

Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte,gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte,kuch Dost bhos#i k aise bhi hote hai...Jinke ga#d me jab tak ungli na karo, yaad bhi nahi karte.
in Sexy Shayari SMS (157 Characters)

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