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It s not cheating unless you get caught (40 Characters)
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It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
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I hope life isn t a joke because I don (49 Characters)
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I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
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Avoid hangovers stay drunk (28 Characters)
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Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
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Life is a waste of time and time is a (104 Characters)
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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
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I m knot a blonde I m knot I m knot (48 Characters)
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I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy (93 Characters)
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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I ve got problem for your solution (35 Characters)
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I’ve got problem for your solution…
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Some say the glass is half full some (100 Characters)
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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
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All people have the right to stupidity (68 Characters)
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All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
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Practice makes perect but then nobody (81 Characters)
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practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?
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Why are they called apartments if they (62 Characters)
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why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
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Life is Short Talk Fast (26 Characters)
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Life is Short – Talk Fast!
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Save water and shower together (30 Characters)
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save water and shower together
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POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN Police (57 Characters)
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POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
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Save paper don t do home work (29 Characters)
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save paper don’t do home work
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A man went to the wise man at the (137 Characters)
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A man went to the wise man at the mountain and asked him,” Whats the piont of life?” and the wise old man said” I don’t know ask a girl.”
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Good girls ar bad girls that aren t (43 Characters)
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Good girls ar bad girls that aren’t caught.
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If a rose represents love then why (55 Characters)
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If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?
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Homework is killingtrees stop the (43 Characters)
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homework is killingtrees, stop the madness!
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Laugh Until You CryCry Until You Laugh (38 Characters)
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Laugh Until You CryCry Until You Laugh
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