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Iím knot a blonde! Iím knot, Iím knot, Iím knot!
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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Itís not cheating unless you get caught.
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I hope life isnít a joke, because I donít get it.
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Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
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Iíve got problem for your solutionÖ
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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say ďAre you gonna drink that?Ē
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All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
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practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?
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why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
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Life is Short Ė Talk Fast!
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save water and shower together
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POLICE STATION TOILET STOLENÖPolice have nothing to go on
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save paper donít do home work
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A man went to the wise man at the mountain and asked him,Ē Whats the piont of life?Ē and the wise old man saidĒ I donít know ask a girl.Ē
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Good girls ar bad girls that arenít caught.
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If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?
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homework is killingtrees, stop the madness!
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Laugh Until You CryCry Until You Laugh
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