Today is the 2nd death anniversary of (215 Characters)
Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to 5 criminals as i did.
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Sardar to friend Meri bivi pani se (150 Characters)
Sardar to friend: Meri bivi pani se darti hai.
Friend:Kese
Sardar: Kal jab main ghar gaya to woh bath tub main Security Guard k saath bethi thi...
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ADULT ANTI MISBA POEM ZARA SHAM HONE DE (477 Characters)
ADULT ANTI MISBA POEM(ZARA SHAM HONE DE)Misba bacho ko sula degiZara sham hone do,.Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degiZara sham hone do,.Kahan aghaz hota hyKahan anjam hota hy,.Hunar saray sikha degiZara sham hone do,.Misba ki num CH**T ko na dekhoMisba tere L*N ko b rulla degi,Zara sham hone do,.Misba ko itni maharat hy chusa lgane kiTuje dilkash maza chakha degiZara Sham hone do,.Tm ne pocha hy k kbhogi satisfaction tumeJb hogi bta degi,Anti MisbaZara sham hone do,.(Anti Misba)
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We all love to spend lots of money for (205 Characters)
We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothes
but honestly
Did we ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes!!
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Teacher Laden Ki 5 Biwian or20 Bache (208 Characters)
Teacher: Laden Ki 5 Biwian or20 Bache, Lalu Ki 1 Biwi Or9 Bache Tou Btao In Dono Me Se Kon Acha?
Bacha: Score to Laden Ka Zyada Hy Pr Avrage Lalu Ka Acha Hy ;->
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Girl and boy lost in jungle After two (158 Characters)
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water,
girl said-dear plz fuck me.
boy asid: why?
girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
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Daughter Mom kya yeh sach hai ki (172 Characters)
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
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A notice in a factory for girl workers (157 Characters)
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
'If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work'
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Which Part of a mans body has no (154 Characters)
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team (148 Characters)
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Mere Paas Se Uski Khusbu Aaj Bhi Aati (152 Characters)
Mere Paas Se Uski Khusbu Aaj Bhi Aati Hai Faraz...
Maine Fursat Mai Kabhi Khud se Lagaya Tha Usay.
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Its My Perfume.
Don't think Any Wahiyaat. :-)
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Women are basically greedy They want (125 Characters)
Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
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If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a (131 Characters)
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man
but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don't think
u r a superman someone is F**king u
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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh (126 Characters)
Press down down more
Ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes almost there
yeah oh shit harder
SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That's how I ****on text !
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Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai or geela (161 Characters)
Ye3 Sookha andar jatga hai,
or geela bahar ata hai.
andar daal k hilao tu apna asar dekha k ye bay jaan sa bahar ata hai,
ye kuch or nhi tapal tea bags hai.
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When U were a baby U played with toys (80 Characters)
When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!
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A pathan want 2 commit suicide When (125 Characters)
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked :
Pathan said, my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can't live widout my friend.
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Kahatai Hain Kai Abhi SitaraI GarDish (122 Characters)
Kahatai Hain Kai Abhi SitaraI GarDish main hain Marlo Humary..
Jab Sitarey Chaman MaiN Hongai Maa chod daingai tumhary...
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BREAKING NEWZ GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal (155 Characters)
BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka
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Musharraf said to his mother Ammi (131 Characters)
Musharraf said to his mother.
'Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
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