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Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”
in Naughty SMS (142 Characters)

rs 1450: baby food rs 300: doctor fee rs 950: medicine rs 800: toys rs 600: diapers rs 200:gripe water rs 200: pampers rs 300:baby powder rs 500: soaps total rs 5000 or condom rs 5 faisla aap per hay :)...
in Naughty SMS (205 Characters)

A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE. Accused asked why Rs.1102? Judge replied: Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment tax!
in Naughty SMS (138 Characters)

Elephant to Camel 'Why do u hav boobs on your back?' The camel replied 'thats a fucking good question from someone with a penis on his face!'
in Naughty SMS (141 Characters)

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
in Naughty SMS (153 Characters)

A teacher ask 'wot part of the body goes to heaven first?'A child replies'feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
in Naughty SMS (154 Characters)

What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
in Naughty SMS (91 Characters)

What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
in Naughty SMS (106 Characters)

We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi... But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful
in Naughty SMS (310 Characters)

A boy asked his mom where do babies come from and the mom said the stork, then the boy said who has sx with the stork?
in Naughty SMS (118 Characters)

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+year olds when they enter antique stores? A: ‘Hey! I remember these!’
in Naughty SMS (114 Characters)

Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Do u wanna partner...
in Naughty SMS (256 Characters)

A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!
in Naughty SMS (154 Characters)

Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! Uve now completed Christopher Reeves workout video!!
in Naughty SMS (138 Characters)

What is the lightest thing onthis planet earth?
The Pen's cause your imagination issufficient to lift it up!
in Naughty SMS (109 Characters)

johnnny johnnny yes papa
fucking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa.
in Naughty SMS (98 Characters)

Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!
in Naughty SMS (168 Characters)

How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her.
in Double Meaning SMS (89 Characters)

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga
in Double Meaning SMS (159 Characters)

Once a baby monkey ask his mum....
mum why r v so ugly?
Mum replies...
Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha
in Double Meaning SMS (145 Characters)

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