How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall (310 Characters)
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
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How are the studies in this college (177 Characters)
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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3 rules of College 1 Be quiet in the (159 Characters)
3 rules of College
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont forget 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent.
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Kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi (141 Characters)
kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the
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Have we ever realised that the word (158 Characters)
Have we ever realised that the word 'STUDYING' is actualy a combination of the word 'STUDENT' And 'DYING' ;-) :-P
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NEW Xam Pattern General Students (185 Characters)
NEW Xam Pattern::
General Students ::Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
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To accomplish great things (129 Characters)
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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Situation in 2010 (188 Characters)
Situation in 2010
Bhikhari - Saahab bhagwan k naam pe kuch dedo.
Man - Mere pas kuch nahi hai. Le meri BBA ki degree lele.
Bhikhari - Abe hatt saale...Le tu meri MBA ki degree le le..
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If U Cant Convince Them Then At least (151 Characters)
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
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3 rules of college 1 Be quiet in the (160 Characters)
3 rules of college
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent.
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Har taraf parhai ka saya hy peparoo (140 Characters)
har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
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Geo news All Xl Xll year scheduled in (142 Characters)
Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com
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This is a very interesting subject (181 Characters)
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
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Khud khushi kar li (156 Characters)
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
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As long as learning is connected with (250 Characters)
As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear,
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Height of Bravery Going Late to Class (181 Characters)
Height of Bravery:
Going Late to Class,
In Torn Jeans and Messy Hair
Entering into Class without Permission.
And
Saying to Mam.
Hey Sweetheart! Kab Se Khari Ho Beth Bhi Jaao Ab. :-)
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Principles of student life (144 Characters)
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
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What is FEAR (123 Characters)
What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.
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College life is like Relience Karlo (273 Characters)
College life is like Relience!!' Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein'Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!' Aisi Azadi aur Kahan'After Engagement is Like Idea!!' Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi'After Marrige is like Hutch!!' Where U go.. network Follows'After Kid is like BSNL!!' All lines are Buzy
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Galat subject ke farre le aaya (149 Characters)
Invigilator - y r u stressed?
Did u forget ur ID?
Ur Roll No.?
Pen?
Calculator?
Student - O Chup kar ja..main galat subject ke farre le aaya..
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