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Height of Honesty:
Sitting in an
Examination Hall,
Opening a Bit,
Memorising the
answer and then Writting it
Without Seeing!!!
in Student SMS (126 Characters)

Agar DOCTORS film banayen tu naam kuch is tarah se honge..
X RAY ho na ho,
Kaho na bukhar hy,
Hum blood de chuke sanam,
Mere yaar ka operation hy,
Kaash aap humare patient hote.
Mein dettol ki deewani hon.
Hamara thermometer ap k pass hy.
Kabhi drip kabhi injection,
Zukam tu hona hi tha.
in Student SMS (288 Characters)


Have we ever realised that the word 'STUDYING' is actualy a combination of the word 'STUDENT' And 'DYING' ;-) :-P
in Exam SMS (158 Characters)


Humain tuo 'TAFREEH' k liye bhi zindagi kam lagti hai

Magar log tu yahan 'PARHAI' k liye bhi waqt nikaal laity
hain !! :-P
in Exam SMS (179 Characters)


NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
in Exam SMS (185 Characters)


Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
in Exam SMS (208 Characters)


Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
in Exam SMS (176 Characters)

Newton asked: How to write 4 in between 5?

Medicine Students said: Joke
Science Students said: Impossible
Management Students said: Not Found on Internet
Engineering Students Said: F(IV)E
in Engineer SMS (193 Characters)

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
in Exam SMS (310 Characters)

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
in Exam SMS (129 Characters)

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
in Student SMS (147 Characters)

The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
in Exam SMS (151 Characters)

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
in Exam SMS (177 Characters)

har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
in Exam SMS (140 Characters)

Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
in Exam SMS (142 Characters)

khabhi hum bhi jiya karte the .dat ko dosti samjkar piya karte the .pura week masti karte the or friday ko ek nai tantion aa jati thi .woxt ko ginte ginte samay bit jata tha ki ye do din kaise bitenge college me jab chips bethkar khya karte thegroup me gana gaya karte thekhabhi hum bhi jiya karte thena jane wo pal kab aayega jab hum bhi jiya karte the.
in College SMS (354 Characters)

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
in Exam SMS (181 Characters)

Situation in 2010

Bhikhari - Saahab bhagwan k naam pe kuch dedo.
Man - Mere pas kuch nahi hai. Le meri BBA ki degree lele.
Bhikhari - Abe hatt saale...Le tu meri MBA ki degree le le..
in MBA SMS (188 Characters)

Normal Heart ECG,
ECG when Exams r going on,
& when Results are announced,
in Exam SMS (133 Characters)

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
in Student SMS (156 Characters)

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