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Invigilator - y r u stressed?
Did u forget ur ID?
Ur Roll No.?
Pen?
Calculator?

Student - O Chup kar ja..main galat subject ke farre le aaya..
in Exam SMS (149 Characters)

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Educational Song
TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar Chala

MATHS-Ajib dastan h ye

EXAM-Zehrli Raate

RESULT-Dhak Dhak Karne Laga

FAIL-Jag Sona Sona lage
in More Student and Exam SMS (156 Characters)

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Teacher: What is maths?

Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
in Student SMS (73 Characters)

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First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
in Exam SMS (177 Characters)

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
in Exam SMS (415 Characters)

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
in Exam SMS (151 Characters)

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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
in Exam SMS (117 Characters)

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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
in Exam SMS (208 Characters)

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Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
in Student SMS (239 Characters)

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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
in Student SMS (143 Characters)

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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
in Exam SMS (192 Characters)

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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
in Exam SMS (135 Characters)

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Cheating in exams in d best exercise for ur reflexes,

-ur eyes roll 2 c d answr sheet of ur seatmate!

ur ears bcuum sensitive, even 2 d softest whispers 2 get wat ur seatmate says!

-ur neck stretches either ways 2 search for clues!

-ur hand copies d ansr faster dan ever!

-ur feet kicks f chair of ur classmate 2 let him/her know dat u want to copy!

-It's d best way 2 mak urself healthy..

So, Rock on..
Cheaters!! :)

Courtesy:
back bencher's association!
in Exam SMS (481 Characters)

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Changing Exam Pattern:

1990: Answer all questions

2008: Write any ques.

2020: Thanks 4 coming. Aap aaye bahaar aayi!!! :)
in Exam SMS (130 Characters)

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Exam anthem
hum honge all pass
hum honge all pass
honge all pass 1 din
ho ho.
Likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas
paper kiya hai jakaas
hum honge all pass 1 din.
in Student SMS (171 Characters)

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examination is garden ,success is flower,
god bless you with power to pluck this flower.....
in Student SMS (93 Characters)

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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
in Student SMS (162 Characters)

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Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
in Student SMS (87 Characters)

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The Law Says
If U Can?t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is 'Law Of Answering In Examination'.
in Exam SMS (128 Characters)

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Maths teacher asked Ali:If you have 12chocolates and you give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha and 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ
in Exam SMS (148 Characters)

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