Father To §on: If U Dont Pass Ur Éxams This Time, !)ont Çall Me !)AD..
After §ome Days Father: How Is Ur Result?
§on: §orry ßashir §aab..;-)
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*~~'Exam k booj ne cheen li hain sharartain meri'~~*
¤'*~Log smajty hain k maa da ladla Sudhar gaya..
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* Suna Tha *
Zindagi
iMtehan Leti Hy
FARAZ...!
Par
Yahan To
iMtehanoon Ne
He Zindagi Ley Li.
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In Examinati0n hA|L
A Stdnt WritTen aLL The aNswer On hIs b0dy,
Examiner Caught Him
And aSkd
'Do u Think We Are Fo0Ler?'
Stdnt RpLd: No Sir..!
'I M SHORT TERM MEMORY LO0ZER'
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Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mEIN jana chhor diya FARAZ!
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K koi pooch hee na le..
'Aap ka result kab aa raha hai?'
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Mujhe yad hai meri Paprz ki tayari hr traf afra tfri ka alAm.!
Kbi is topic me masla to kbi dusre topic me prblm.!
Aesa lagta tha k kch b reliable nhi hai..!
pr jb baat aai papr ki to mene ch0ose ki
*naqal*
.'reliable'jo hai..!
'Naqal Lagai to baat bani'
'Naqal Reliable Hy'
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~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- 'Jab paper na aata ho tu ink zaya nahi karty'
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- 'Jab nakal ka chance ho tu parha nahi karty'
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- 'Jab kisi ka gham banta ho tu paper hal nahi karty'
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- 'Jab RZult aajay tu roya nahi karty'
~SUNO= -Aisa nahi karty- Es tarha k msg parh lete han lakin kisi ko fwrd nahi karty.
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty....
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Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL
To improve exam system Same should be infused in Exams
1. Reduce exam duration to 1:30hr N marks to 50.
2. Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3. Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to frame there own
qustions n write answrs.
4. 1st 20 mints..
power play,
that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
5. Intrduce fair play awards.
6. Cheer girls to cheer for correct answers written!
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Hamari mohabat ka imtihan aur mat lo
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Hamari pehlay hi board kay imtihan say haati hui hai
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Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha.
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa.
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya.
Kitna pita hon,sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon.
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..
Dis song is dedicated to all the students....!
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.Banking Compulsary Examination HSC PART II 2009
100% PAPER
Monday ko2:30 pe pata chlega inshallah Brai meharbani intzar frmayen...:-p
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2Frnds aftr exam
1 Oe,paper konsa tha
2 Math ka
1 Mtlb to papr kr k aya he
2 Chal bay
1 Phr kese pta
2 Sath wali bachi k hath mai calculatr dkha tha
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Aaj books kholien to pata chala puPU !.
'K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda;-)'
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Us nE kAr dI hAiN nEEnDaIn hArAm,
CheeN lEy hAiN sUb ChAiN,
Na dIn kA pAtA cHaLtA hAi nA sHaM kA,
BhOOl cHuKe hAiN K BrEaKfAsT MeIn LeTaY hAin brEaD,bUtTeR AuR jAm,
Q k A cHuKe HaIn hAMarE ExAm ...=P;->
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Ab nA toh rAhi koi SAjni..
Or..
Na hE hAi koi GAjni..
Ab toh ExAms Sir pey hAiN JAn|x..
LAzim hAi Ab ApNi bAjNi... =P ;->
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HI YAY EXAMHi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!
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A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
'Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn' ;->
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'Everyone
Wants To Go To Heaven
But No One Wants To
Die.....'
Bole Tu!
Sab Ko Top Krna Hai...,
Or Parhna Koi Nahi
Chahta,,,,! ;-)
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Hum jite EK bar heMarte EK bar haiPyar EK bar hota haiAur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti haiTO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
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