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Teacher: prasang sahit vyakhya karo-
'bhege honth tere,
pyasa dil mera..'
Student: Ye line bollywood k prasidh kavi Sant
Shri Imran Hasmi ji ki rachna 'Murder' ke
'bhege honth' se li gayi hai.
Is kavita mein kavi
mayavi malika sherawat ko sambodhit krte hue pani ka mahatwa samjhate hai ki agar apke honth par ek bund bhi pani ho toh samne jo bhi pyasa hai use pila do..
Aur in lines se humko kavi k kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai.. ;) :D
in Student Jokes (446 Characters)

Miss: tum bare ho kr kya kro ge? student: Shadi
Miss:Mera mtlab h kya bno ge?...
Student: Dulha
Miss:I mean brey ho k kya hasil kro ge?

Student: Dulhan
Miss: Idiot mera mtlab brey ho k ammi abu k liye kya kro ge?
student: Bahu laon ga

Miss:stupid tmhare papa tmse kya chahte hyn??
student: Pota

Miss: Allaaahhhhh, tmhari zindgi ka mqsad kya hy ???

Student: Shadi :D
in Student Jokes (384 Characters)

Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.
...
Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
in Student Jokes (149 Characters)

Ek class me teacher students se poochta hai pyar aur ishq me kya aantar hai.

ek ladka kehta hai

pyar wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.

aur

ishq wo hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.
in Student Jokes (200 Characters)

School me aag lag gayi
sabhi bache kush the ki ab school nahi Ana padega
par 1 bacha UDAS tha
sir-beta y r u sad?
BACHA- AAP ZINDA KAISE BACH GAYE
in Student Jokes (150 Characters)

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