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Tum bare ho kr kya kro ge (384 Characters)
in Student Jokes (104 Impressions)
Miss: tum bare ho kr kya kro ge? student: Shadi
Miss:Mera mtlab h kya bno ge?...
Student: Dulha
Miss:I mean brey ho k kya hasil kro ge?

Student: Dulhan
Miss: Idiot mera mtlab brey ho k ammi abu k liye kya kro ge?
student: Bahu laon ga

Miss:stupid tmhare papa tmse kya chahte hyn??
student: Pota

Miss: Allaaahhhhh, tmhari zindgi ka mqsad kya hy ???

Student: Shadi :D
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Prasang sahit vyakhya karo (446 Characters)
in Student Jokes (104 Impressions)
Teacher: prasang sahit vyakhya karo-
'bhege honth tere,
pyasa dil mera..'
Student: Ye line bollywood k prasidh kavi Sant
Shri Imran Hasmi ji ki rachna 'Murder' ke
'bhege honth' se li gayi hai.
Is kavita mein kavi
mayavi malika sherawat ko sambodhit krte hue pani ka mahatwa samjhate hai ki agar apke honth par ek bund bhi pani ho toh samne jo bhi pyasa hai use pila do..
Aur in lines se humko kavi k kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai.. ;) :D
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Sabse bada pagal koun heSanta k (149 Characters)
in Student Jokes (209 Impressions)
Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.
...
Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
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Pyar aur ishq me kya aantar hai (200 Characters)
in Student Jokes (101 Impressions)
Ek class me teacher students se poochta hai pyar aur ishq me kya aantar hai.

ek ladka kehta hai

pyar wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.

aur

ishq wo hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.
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School me aag lag gayi sabhi bache (150 Characters)
in Student Jokes (139 Impressions)
School me aag lag gayi
sabhi bache kush the ki ab school nahi Ana padega
par 1 bacha UDAS tha
sir-beta y r u sad?
BACHA- AAP ZINDA KAISE BACH GAYE
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