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SMSTongue offers a large collection of Text Lines. The compliation includes good quality Text Lines submitted by users. Browse through our nice collection of Text Lines repository with latest and new Text Lines being added daily. You will find unqiue messages which you can share, rate and review with your friends. Also, you can send these messages using your mobile phone.


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Moths are unable to fly during an (47 Characters)
in Animal facts (66 Impressions)
Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.
added by kb0000

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Its your birthday so spread the cheer (227 Characters)
in Friends Birthday Poems (57 Impressions)
It's your birthday, so spread the cheer,
May you have another fun-filled year,
May all that you always wanted comes to you,
Forget the sadness of the past, & start life anew.
Wishing you a very Happy and Pleasant Birthday.
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Youre the most mischievous person I hav (249 Characters)
in Brother Birthday Poems (121 Impressions)
You're the most mischievous person I have ever known,
I know you so well, for together we have grown.
You mean so much to me that words can never say,
Please never ever forget me, dear brother, this is what I always pray.
Happy Birthday to you.
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Each birthday wish I ve ever made (119 Characters)
in Birthday Poems (228 Impressions)
Each birthday wish
I’ve ever made
Really does come true
Each year I wish
I’ll grow some more
And every year
I DO!
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I love 3 things The sun the moon and (102 Characters)
in Love Phrases SMS (109 Impressions)
I love 3 things! The sun
the moon and U! The sun for the day
the moon for the night and you forever!
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Instead of counting candles Or (465 Characters)
in Birthday Poems (207 Impressions)
Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings now,
As your birthday nears.
Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.
Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.
Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
“Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!”
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Hes that useless he couldnt organise a (61 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (255 Impressions)
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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Shes been engaged more times than a (59 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (268 Impressions)
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
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I m wishing you another year Of (244 Characters)
in Birthday Poems (228 Impressions)
I’m wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
And when your birthday’s done,
I hope you feel deep in your heart,
As your birthdays come and go,
How very much you mean to me,
More than you can know.
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Youve got about as much chance as (72 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (184 Impressions)
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
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As rare as a Blonde virgin (26 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (274 Impressions)
As rare as a Blonde virgin
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Hes as red as an overdrawn account at (59 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (267 Impressions)
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
added by smsguru

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Hes got the dress sense of an Oxfam (43 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (309 Impressions)
He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
added by smsguru

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Its colder than a penguins bollocks (37 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (295 Impressions)
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
added by smsguru

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Ive seen better teeth on a worn out (45 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (264 Impressions)
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
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Last time I saw a face like that it was (70 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (272 Impressions)
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.
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Today is my birthday I think I ll make (250 Characters)
in Birthday Poems (188 Impressions)
Today is my birthday
I think I’ll make a cake
Mix and stir, stir and mix
Then into the oven to bake.
Here’s the cake so nice and round,
I’ll put icing on so white.
I’ll put on all the candles
To make my birthday bright!
Happy birthday to me!
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About as useful as a Condom vending (59 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (278 Impressions)
About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
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Hes got a head balder than a babys arse (42 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (264 Impressions)
He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.
added by smsguru

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Hes got a nose like a blind carpenters (47 Characters)
in Funny Phrases SMS (272 Impressions)
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
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