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55
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
in Funny Phrases SMS (61 Characters)

55
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
in Funny Phrases SMS (59 Characters)

54
Iím wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
And when your birthdayís done,
I hope you feel deep in your heart,
As your birthdays come and go,
How very much you mean to me,
More than you can know.
in Birthday Poems (244 Characters)

51
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
in Funny Phrases SMS (72 Characters)

50
As rare as a Blonde virgin
in Funny Phrases SMS (26 Characters)

50
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank
in Funny Phrases SMS (59 Characters)

50
He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
in Funny Phrases SMS (43 Characters)

50
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
in Funny Phrases SMS (37 Characters)

50
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
in Funny Phrases SMS (45 Characters)

50
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.
in Funny Phrases SMS (70 Characters)

50
At times, I wonder what makes you special,
The smile, the trust, or the way you care.
At times, I wonder what makes you fun,
The bond, the memories or the way you share.

A beautiful day and a sparkling occasion.
Today, I wonder what should I gift you?
You always have my support, care and love
So I gather deep emotions to greet you.

I wish you a very Happy Birthday.
in Friends Birthday Poems (379 Characters)

49
Today is my birthday
I think Iíll make a cake
Mix and stir, stir and mix
Then into the oven to bake.
Hereís the cake so nice and round,
Iíll put icing on so white.
Iíll put on all the candles
To make my birthday bright!
Happy birthday to me!
in Birthday Poems (250 Characters)

48
About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
in Funny Phrases SMS (59 Characters)

48
He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.
in Funny Phrases SMS (42 Characters)

48
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
in Funny Phrases SMS (47 Characters)

48
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
in Funny Phrases SMS (56 Characters)

48
She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging
in Funny Phrases SMS (50 Characters)

45
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
in Funny Phrases SMS (40 Characters)

45
He's tighter than a photo finish.
in Funny Phrases SMS (33 Characters)

45
I've seen more hair on a billiard ball
in Funny Phrases SMS (38 Characters)

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