Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
A man approaches to
a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.
Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?
Woman said Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
my wife appears from somewhere.
Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.
What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don't know whether to laught or cry..!
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Things in boys room!
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
'what's on the TV?'
and ….. I said, 'dust!
Do u know why spelling of women starts with 'W' ?
Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W ..
Husband and wife on picnic.
there was a donkey eating grass.
Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi
Husband said: Hello father-in-law.
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
lock her in a room without mirror.
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others
Husbands look at each others wives…:-D
The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
A man meets a genie.
The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars
and beat me till I'm half dead.
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you..?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is [...]
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second